Does anyone know the best way to get cola off the monitor and keyboard?

Blow torch

Salt

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Looks like my dad's ****zu after it's been shaved. Maybe it's a ****zapoo? Who's the fvking genius that crossbred those dogs.

Maybe you should give Mr. Shatner a visit over at Priceline. :)

That's the next plan. Just gotta make sure I'm bidding on a higher rathing than the scary clown hotels. Beam me up Scotty.

Hotwire is also a good option.

YAY! I found the dog's owner this morning! I took the dog with me to walk Max (who lives in the neighborhood where I found the dog). Someone had posted signs *BIG REWARD*. Ummm, did you READ the sign I had already posted?

Anyways, other than dumb people, the dog is happy returned to it's rightful owners and there will be one happy Christian tonight. (The dog slep in bed with us and the oranges last night.)

Apparently, the dog is a Catan (which I've never heard of).

Congratulations! What will you do with the reward money? Something fun in London?