"Grab your liederhosen if you want to mount the Matterhorn!"

How about a photograph of Pluto's Dog house in Toontown? At least, the sign advertising footlongs.

"And Davy Jones waiting at the bottom for them what don't obey"

Since it got buried on another board, how about:

"I Go Down Faster Than a Gay Day Thread!"

;)

Hehehehe.

Yeah, that was funny. It's like, how many licks to get to the center of a tootsi pop?

Heehee! Awesomeness.

I like this one...but with one minor modification:

"Ride my Pocket Rod"

ok, so it sounded better in my head...

^ Haha, that's great!

So's this...
I posted the exact same O.P. on MiceChat and, while I was out at their Big Gay Meet, the thing exploded into 11 pages of bull**** controversy, and got put in their Litterbox to die a well-deserved death.

There were some funny suggestions there, before ugliness reared its gruesome head. But I generally like the LoT suggestions better.

Although I am not going to reveal the winner until manufacturing is complete (lest some mishap cause me to abandon the original concept), I will give a clue that the chosen slogan was posted both here and on MiceChat, but by different people. I'm going to add a second, related slogan of my own - and either do a front-and-back - - or a "brother act" :eek: with Zapppop, if he would like to share the theme.

Brother? BROTHER?

That's so wrong.

It's embarrassing that this is all I could come up with. I'm rarely funny when I try to be.


"Wanna see a Gullywhumper?"

"To all that enter this happy place, Welcome!"

"Rod can also play an organ"

"Is that a stretching room or are you just happy to see me"

Ok, I should really stop now...

Oh man, how could I forget...

"Madam Leota Gives Remarkable Head"

Someday My Prince Will Cum

Silly Old Bear

The Goat Trick Isn't What You Think It Is

I Heart Matt (and Greg)