The clan forum in te making meat thread. Also, I ran into players that had more than $10 million meat last night. Seriously, the clan chat is a great place for info.

I got my accessory.. that I'm cool with. He adds a ton 'o HP to you if you equip him. Who knows what else he'll do.

You all suck... I just signed up as a seal clubber. But I don't have time right now to play, maybe tonight.

Love the "I (club) Seals" bumper sticker!

Is it a familiar? What kind is it?

I'm such a dork, GD. There are like 39 asparagus knives in the clan stash. I was looking in my inventory dropdown. Sorry, my bad.

lol, cool.

I got past the Boos Bat, but only with the help of a Mr. A's Smile effect cast on me by someone from the clan.

Is anybody playing today? I'm not. I made the mistake of taking goofballs, so I had goofball withdrawl for 100 turns (which lowers your stats a ton, so I couldn't do any real adventures), so I ate lots of food and adventured in the lower levels to work it off. Then I drank lots and lots to get more adventures, which was also a mistake because I got too drunk to do anything. So now I have to wait until it resets tonight to play.

I keep playing my turns at 8pm when it rolls over to the next day. So I'll be there in....1 hour and 57 minutes.

I'm still clanless (holding out for clan swank) so I'm not privy to these magical stashes. Although I did finally get an asparagus knife.

I played today. Our clan leader accidentally hit me with 5, count them 5, smiles of Mr. A, AND I just donated. So for another 150 or so turns, I've got +30 to all my stats!!! I killed the Goblin King (but don't have high enough stats to wear his crown yet). But it took most of my turns to just get the items I needed for that quest, so I didn't do much else. I need fairy gravy to continue the quest I'm on now, but the stupid Haiku Dungeon won't give it to me.

I've got some extra fairy gravy, GD. I'll send it over. Have you used any of the buff bots yet? I'm not sure what their spells do, so I haven't used them.

Come on, Pru, you know you want to join!