Dear Laundry,
You are my b!tch. That is all.

Dear Husband,

You are amazing. How is it that in spite of that you have only once managed to give me a decent gift in five years of marriage? If you don't deliver this October on our anniversary, I swear I will burn every single one of your pancakes on every Sunday morning for the rest of your life.

Love,
Wifey

Dear Munchykin,
If Glenn Close comes to visit daddy... run!

Dear Bus Driver from Mexico-

Although I realize that since you are a bus and carrying more than one person technically makes you qualify for the carpool lane, driving 45mph billiowing deisel fumes on the 800 cars stacked up behind you does not.

Please get the hell over.

Sincerely,
Road Rage Driver who now has potential lung cancer from all the exaust

Dear wives everywhere,

The only gift you need is the honor of our presence.

Lovingly,
Husbands

Dear Scaeagles,

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAAAA!! LOLOLOLOL!

Haha,
Wives

Dear tracilicious,

See? The gift of laughter is a wonderful gift.

SCA

Dear Tracilicious,
Duly Noted.
However, I would have totally understood if you were disgruntled with the users.

~ Ponine.

Ps, hows my buddy the runaway cell phone?

Dear Barfbag,
Here's a deposit after reading Leo's post.
Signed,
Nauseous
:rolleyes: :D

Dear Landscape people,

Even if today was a scheduled (or unscheduled) off day while you assemble materials off-site, it would have been nice to let me know beforehand rather than waiting until I called you.

Your somewhat annoyed, but still friendly pal,

Andrew

Dear husbands,

Would you like a BJ?

Sorry.

Sweetly,
the Wives.