I wish I weren't so wrecked so I could make it to the park tonight.

But I'm tellling you the same I tell kings and queens:
Don't ever never ever mess around with my greens!
Especially the beans.

Should have left at 9pm :)

And miss the booziest hotel room on earth? Hardly.

I wish I had an air conditioned suit or I didn't have to go to the Park today.

I guess I could stay home but I'd leave my husband stranded.

I hear if you don't wear underwear the perceived temperature drops 15 degrees.

GD, as always, an excellent point. Life is a compromise.

...Or open your mouth.... :D

You know nothing of madness
Till you're climbing her hair
And you see her up there
AS you're nearing her,
All the while hearing her:
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-