Thanks, Kevy. Somebody had to say it.

1. Sense of humor.
Yes, in spades

2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10".
Sorry, only 5'4"

3. 32 to 42 yrs old.
46, too old

4. Employed.
Yes and making a decent wage, too.

5. Ambitious.
Depends

6. Not too skinny, not too plump.
Overly plump, I'm afraid

7. Must worship me.
I do, but I'm just a fag hag

8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby!
Yes, I'm a hunka hunka burning love, just not your type

9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome.
I'll take an Italian!

10. Not flaming. I'll supply that...
Fine with me

11. Cute smile.
Some think so

12. Brains.
Addled and rattled, but I've got them and they work

Is that so hard to find?
Apparently this week, yes.

Well, I didn't mean to rank them, but I can't be as tricky as I want to be if he's too brainy. :D

And, of course, there's a myriad of other qualities that I'm looking for that didn't even make the list. I mean, I didn't even list "enormous schwanzstucker" but, hey, that would be nice.
:D

Oooh, fun with lists. I like this game. Let's see ...


1. Sense of humor. - um, YEAH. With all due nonhumility, I'd put my sense of humor above all my other senses.
2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10". - Well, ok, NOT.
3. 32 to 42 yrs old. - Is that human years or what? I think everyone here knows my human years age means NOTHING in relation to my behavioral and spiritual age.
4. Employed. - Gainfully
5. Ambitious. - In all else that's not related to employment.
6. Not too skinny, not too plump. - I'm thin, but not too skinny.
7. Must worship me. - Well, I hold G.C. in the highest possible regard. That's two steps shy of worship ... but it's darn close.
8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby! - :D yes and :evil: yes!
9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome. - hmmm, I do a laughable british accent. Does that count?
10. Not flaming. I'll supply that... Nope, one of your nonflamable gays here.
11. Cute smile. - sure :)
12. Brains. - tons of 'em.



(I've already told Brad I could fall for him in a big way .... if it weren't for one itty bitty item of incompatagayity.)


I mean, I didn't even list "enormous schwanzstucker" but, hey, that would be nice.
- oh, have I ever mentioned my package is alarming?

Sorry Brad, all our gay friends are partnered or lesbian.... with one exception. But I'm afraid he fails at least 4 of your requirements.

Heath Ledger just split up with Michelle Williams...
Their lives are playing out like the movie Brokeback.
I'm just saying... he's available now.

:D

I call dibs!

G.C., you are under doctor's orders not to even type the word Brokeback.







Say 12 hail marys.

Tell me about it honey! :(

Dibs on Michelle! ;)