Nonsense, there'll be a lot more fireworks when I get blown up- think the build up to the finale of the biggest Disney fireworks show you've ever seen, then add some "Inferno barge" type fireballs, then BOOM!!!

Much more showy than the whale getting blown up, but just about the same end results :)

No, they didn't!!! LOL!!!!

Dead Whale Carcass + Massive Amounts of Explosives = Good Times for All!!!

I'd love to get my hands on the cremains of someone I didn't like and scatter them at DCA.

:D

But then that would say that you must secretly like them. After all the things getting done to the park and how awesome it's going to look, then you will be doing that person a favor. If you really want to make them suffer for eternity, just spread their ashes over at Knott's.

Every time I see it I flash back to 1996, downloading all 11MB on a 56K modem.

No, if you really despised them, then spread their cremains at Captain Kidd's. Judging from the place's cleanliness, they'll be there a long time.

That or Goofy's Kitchen

I had a co-worker once – a sweet lady, thin willowy, who always dressed and acted neat and proper. She told me that when she was still married to her asshole husband she would have fantasies about what she would do with his cremains if he died. She would put on a pair of sunglasses and drive up the 5 in his convertible – with Inagoddadevita playing on the stereo – looking for the trashiest, skuzziest place along the side of the freeway to dump his ashes.

The mental image of her doing that always makes me laugh.