You don't technically have to sleep there. I bet you could find an extra bunk in someone else's cabin ;)

I'm so bummed I'll be missing this. Our push date isn't until at least June but I couldn't get the 10 days of coverage that close to it anyways(they have to fly out a co-worker to cover for me. Oh the perils of being the sole IT person in the state ;) ). So I feel a lil better knowing that even though they weren't sure when the push date was, we'll be at crunch time trying to get ready to push.

You can teach him to lick your face when you get upset right? Now, who do we know that's a doctor....

I don't think we have a doctor on this board yet, do we? Lawyers yes, doctors no.

I've played doctor.

That's probably good enough for DCL. Now, can you write a good note?

Here, how's this one:
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Disney Magic
c/o Disney Cruise Line
1313 All Who Come To This Happy Place Place
Orlando, Florida 32837

Dear DCL:

Enclosed please find: One (1) woman with a tangle of red hair, who answers to the luxurious and swanky name of "Not Afraid" and one (1) small cute widdle pug-dog, who sometimes answers to the name of "Thurston" but will run faster if you call him "Bacon" (hereinafter known as "Pooch").

The esteemed Mrs. Afraid suffers from a condition in which her hair grows mottled and limp, her eyes glaze over, she becomes taken with fits of excessive howling and stealing the bacon and/or Olszewski sculptures of other persons. Said condition, "Thurstonicus Missimus", cannot be cured, but the symptoms can be minimized to undetectable levels via repeated applications of saliva to the face by said Pooch.

Therefore, it is urgent and necessary that Mrs. Afraid take the Pooch, who has been certified and trained in the saliva-transfer method after months of relentless and brutal conditioning, on your sailing establishment.

If you have any questions about the above, please feel free to contact my wife, who will make you something yummy to eat until you forget the question. Thank you, and have a pleasant tour.

Love and kisses,
Dr. Kevy (or at least I played one once).
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See? Easy.

I shall copy that to my personal I'm Not a Doctor but I Played Doctor® letterhead and mail it.

Cherny, that was brilliant!!! :snap:

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