Our assets so far:

Peeps w/skillz
The Internet (hmm... visuals, eh?)
Bacon
A couple houses
A fabulous and recently remodeled bathroom
Garb, and people who can make costumes
A couple really cute doggies
and
A rabbit

I wanna be "Best Boy."

I have no idea what a Best Boy does, but I just want that as my title.

You know, I'd love to do a tale of internet romance, couple people meet over bacon or something. We could make up a fake message board for them to meet on, etc. Maybe have them passing each other every day while walking their dogs or something.

If the rules mentioned it, I missed it, but . . .

How long is it?

Why does everything always come back to your work for Huckabee?

Damn, if I was down there (and notavoiding studying for the bar) I'd be all over the costuming and set pieces.

Of course, I'd also be pushing for it to be a musical. Cheeky lyrics: I haz them.

On Pru's suggestion:

Bacon, The Musical

Concept - New Years Eve swank at Lisa & Chris' house. The strike of midnight, toasts are made and everyone readys for bed. Just before dawn as bacon is sizzling on the stove - the Rapture occurs...

... and Jesus joins in the new tradition of Penis Pokey...