VAM

I plan on watching as much tv and playing as many video games as possible. Zombies don't eat rotted brains.

I shall run screaming into the woods, trip on a tree root, twist my ankle, and scream at everyone else to "Save yourselves, leave me, I'm dead meat now".

Then I'll lie there, with my heaving bosoms surging and falling in tandem with my heavy panting breaths until I'm eaten.

Are there zombies in the outback? I know it's the place to be when there is a massive failure in the infrastructure of society due to some vague sort of apocalypse (and that souped-up muscle cars will be useful during that time), but I don't know if I've seen an Aussie zombie flick. Well, there was Dogs in Space, but those weren't real zombies, just drugged out hipsters.

Agreed, they are much more the Costco type. I see them there all the time.

I think that most ar AZ is already populated with people that have had their brains removed, so I suppose I will just keep living amongst them.

Velociraptors would be a lot more fun. I'd steal some babies and make a velociraptor circus.

If the apocalypse were like Cormac McCarthy's The Road, then I'd kill myself immediately.

Of course ! They're called Liberal Supporters.

Theme Song:

Zombie Me by No More Kings.

This painting may be a little dark/disturbing for some, but I found it amusing.

*snicker*

yeah, definitely amusing

Amusing *and* disturbing.