“The story of a deformed teenage boy that is too short to reach the controls of a KungFoo-themed pinball machine”.

“A retired couple living on a lake are predicted to commit a murder/suicide, and prevented from doing so by a physic government agent that shoots blanks”.

A Little League baseball team of misfits and slackers sneaks away from their drunk coach in an attempt to acquire beer, attend a "cool" party and get laid for the first time. Things go hilariously awry when they get separated from their star pitcher and sole i.d. bearer.

The Greek muses incarnate themselves in the Bedford-Stuyvesant neighborhood of Brooklyn. One of them, incarnated as Mookie, encounters a pizza maker named Sal. With the help of Danny McGuire, a man Mookie had help build a Korean grocery forty years earlier, Sonny builds a huge disco roller rink.

In which Bastian Balthazar Bux advises Disney that sequels are a VERY good thing !!

I wrote these for the Producers website a few years ago.
Finally, I can bring them out of retirement:

Beauty and the Beastmaster
A beautiful girl meets an action hero who has animal-like powers

Hannah and her Sister Act
NYU professor joins a group of soul singers posing as nuns

Jumpin’ Jack Flashdance
Dreadlocked cat burglar gives up her gig to follow her dreams of dancing in the big city

Beetlejews
Supernatural comedy about a haunted synagogue

Planet of the Abes[/b]
Sci Fi thriller about a future earth entirely populated by Abraham Lincolns

Goy Story
Alternate title of Passion of the Christ

The King and I, Robot
Elvis falls in love with the perfect woman, Ann-droid Margret

And even though it doesn't really work in this configuration...

JEWS
Blockbuster tale of a New England resort town devoured by a large family of ravenous hebrews the day after Yom Kippur