So, I'm the only one at LoT at the moment. That's right: 1 member and 0 guests.

I'm hitting the vending machines in the LoT lobby. Picture it: That antique broad 3894. Mouth jammed full of a 3 Musketeers bar she jimmied from the candy machine. Making bucket after bucket of ice from the LoT ice dispenser to see how long it takes before it runs out.

Ah, the good life.

I'll be the first to admit my handwriting isn't the easiest to read. However, sometimes trying to interpret Bill's can be a surreal experience.

I went to the grocery store this afternoon. Bill had put some items on the list. While "dishmashing peter" wasn't difficult to decode, "prewar p-nub" and "baled palates" took some head scratching before I could figure them out.

I took Mrs. Moonies grocery list to the in store pharmacist once. He was actually able to read it.

Dishwashing liquid? Something peanutbutter? Paper plates or something potatoes?

Very close.

dishwashing Detergent
regular peanuts
baked potatoes

I am getting ready to go take the Census exam. Kern county only pays $15.50, but that is still really good for this area. It is also $15.50 more than I am making now.

I'm counting on you to do well!


It's a census joke.

"Counting"

The census counts things....

Ok, so it's a really bad joke.


Still best of luck to you.

And we would expect nothing more from you.

I thought there was once a thread about bad web design and there are a couple of sites that keep track of them (such as Web Pages That Suck), but I just had to point y'all to this one that I came across today:

Northranch Enterprises