Why has every batsh*t crazy person in North Orange County decided to come in to my office today? What higher being have I offended?

Anybody as crazy as the guy I had to deal with about 20 minutes ago...

Crazy person - "Where do I get tickets for Spongebob?"
me - "Spongebob will be out in about half an hour, in front of the Nickelodeon Blast Zone, he'll be happy to see you, no tickets necessary."
Crazy person - "No, no, Where do I get tickets to see Spongebob taped?"
me - I've got a witness to this - "Bikini Bottom is under the sea, so I don't think they let people watch the show being made"
Crazy person - "Where's Bikini Bottom?"
me - "It's where SpongeBob lives"
Crazy person - "That's here, right?"
me - "No, I'm sorry, sir."

The dude turns to his family and says "This guy doesn't want to help"
Then asks my coworker if she'll be any more cooperative than me.
At just the right moment, Spongebob walks by on his way to his meet and greet spot.
The Crazy Family runs after him, and nearly knocks him over on the wet pavers.

:)

I hear they used to do live tapings, but it was murder on the animators' wrists.

so..you ACTUALLY met Homer Simpson?

I just can't believe these people pro-created.

Next time, just smile and direct them to the Short-bus.

Oh, I can due better than that. Unfortunately, due to confidentiality, I can’t post any details…. But think Elwood P. Dowd with anger management issues.

I always thought Elwood P. Dowd probably DID have anger management issues.

I got spit at by a church group leader when I was working at Six Flags.

Hey! They're not perfect- just forgiven, okay?












;)

My mother is writing David a letter. I have been asked not to open it. She is mailing it tomorrow. I asked not to know what she has said. In the meantime I am trying to figure out what the first steps are to getting a divorce. The catalist was this weekend. He started a chain saw outside Nick's bedroom window at 7am. When Nick said something to him he really laid into Nick. Poor kid was quite upset. He came in and crawled into bed with me for comfort. That night David left to go work on Dawn's garage. His parting words to me were that he would be spending the night since he planned on drinking.

Last night was rough for me. I was crying to the point of being sick. My dad had 2 stints installed in his artieries and when they removed the sheath from his groin he began to hemorage. At no point did David offer any comfort. He knew I was crying, he knew I was throwing up. He went to bed with out even saying good night.

I have finally had enough.

Nickolas and I would be much happier on our own. Selling the house will be more than enough to get us out of debt and place a nice down payment on a condo (even when split in half). With all of the documentation going on I won't have to worry about facing a judge for alimony and child support. This just scares the Hell out of me.