The big boss of my department build/drives one of these (soft top):



I knew he was cool when I first met him.

I'm listening to MGMT's upcoming album, Congratulations (available to stream here, either the full album or one track at a time). Any album with an ode to Brian Eno on it has my attention.

I just made up a euphemism for "old":

Chronologically Flatulent

I must admit that my first thought when seeing the picture was "There has to be a mullet nearby."

OMG! That was my first thought too!

I just had a conversation with someone and the response to my question, 'How was your weekend?' sounded something like this:

So like this weekend okay I went to a concert at the waterfront and like it was pretty fun. This guy was all 'Hi' and all that and was like blah blah blah and was all totally nice and like asked me what my name was. I told him and he was like all ya la la and we hung out and watched the lead singer from UB40 sing and stuff. So, I was like all oh my god because he wanted to take me to the VIP section and so we like went over there and you know and so I didn't have a wrist band and so the big bodyguard was all blah blah blah. So, then we like got in, but we all totally didn't like feel like we fit in. So we like left and didn't come back. So, he just texted me and we're going to like go out or something tonight but his sister was like all he doesn't know how to you know drive.

I love that! I totally understood what she was talking about. But it did make me super aware of using "like" and "all" and "yadda yadda" etc. I found it fascinating.

Awww. His is pretty and he built it. No mullet.

Yeah, I was thinking, "That car is way too pretty for any self-disrespecting mullet to have anything to do with."

So "Gemini Cricket" is actually a sock puppet for a 14-year-old girl?

Hmmm, where to put this...