The travel agency decided to start the new year off with a bang so they had this big promotion. It's taken off like crazy which is good for them but bad for accounting (me, mostly) who has to process all of it. Out of 12 of us in accounting I always take care of these special programs so everything is landing on my desk. I come in to mail six inches deep (at least) in my inbox each morning. It's been taking me at least 45 minutes to just open my mail. That doesn't even count actually doing the work and I'm weeks behind on that.

The light at the end of the tunnel was that this promotion was only for the month of January so I could see myself catching up with the huge pile of paper on my desk during February.

Today they extended the promotion for another month.

Anybody got a match?

Just tell them you're from space and that everyone not from space should get the death penalty... even for parking tickets.
That'll get you out of it. Oh and wear a funny hat to court.
:D

I've got plenty of funny hats, if you need one.

I remember reading something similar to this in a vet article one time - you might want to check that there's nothing wrong with her ear. Sometimes a small infection in the ear canal or similar can make them do this.

...Having said that, I hope it's just cos she's lopsided ! :)

Good Question!

Oooh! Answer to the question!!

I can get you a match but what did I miss about this promotion??? :D

What I want to know is:

Why is there SPAM™ but not SPEEF™ , SPISH™ , or SPICKEN™ ?

And why is a hamburger made out of beef? Shouldn't it be beefbuttburger?

Which for some reason leads me to...

McDonald's urban legends

(Why yes I do have ADD, why do you ask? :D )