My roommate is at Disneyland. I'm sitting here doing homework and the kitty is sleeping on the couch basking in the sun since I opened the windows. Something is wrong with this picture.

BTW, I took away Bornieo's "Retard of the Month" title with my attempt to set myself on fire over the stove last night - my dinosaur like response to the hair being burned off my forearm was just astonishing.

Well, I was dancing last night with one of the best dancers in the room and I managed to whack him in the face with my arm while doing a turn. I apologized and he was very gracious about it but he'll probably never dance with me again...

:(

I now have 100 friends on MySpace. WTF?

I feel so ... "popular." :cool:

My job interview went well today.
I'd hire me.
:D

I think you are slightly biased.

Good Luck!

Well, I'm clean and I don't steal. Where's the confusion?
:D

(I didn't say that in my interview.)

You're a likeable kinda guy.
:)

I wasn't going to hire you until I read this. :D

Oh, are you articulate?

For some reason, I read that as "Are you particulate?"