This ones for Matt.....

iNuke Boom

From the "Damn, why didn't I ever think of that" file.

We have a recycle bin right next to the mail slots. 90% of the snail mail I get goes right into the bin rather than cluttering up my office for days.

90% of my mail doesn't even make it into the house. I just put it in the garbarge can next to the mailboxes. 90% of the remaining 10% only comes inside so I can shred the credit card mailings. 90% of the reamining 1% only comes inside because I figure Lani should be the one to throw it away instead of me.

If they used the Vodka soaked bears they would have combined three of life's great joys in one project.

Stickiness, smelling like booze, and ???

300 pound garments?

Please, like a gummy bear dress was practical evening wear to start with....

I don't know what you're talking about Moonliner. I wear my gummy bear kilt all the time.