It may come as a suprise to you, Alex, but I don't give a rat's ass if you appreciate my humor or not. And if you feel underwhelmed by any witticism that I utter in the future, please feel free to ignore it.

Then why are you constantly evaluating my sense of humor based on whether I show proper recognition of your jokes?

I do generally ignore your attempts at humor but that just seems to cause you to get defensive and point out how humorless I must be. So I'll keep ignoring your jokes (well, more like ignoring you thought they were funny) and you ignore my ignoring of them.

Then all rat asses will be safe.

Perhaps because nearly every time I make a humorous statement you respond as if I were making a serious comment. You seem to completely miss that it was humor and feel the need to pick it apart. It makes you look to be so humorless that you can't even recognize a joke when you see it.

It used to annoy me a little, but now I find the mechanical regularity of it to be rather amusing... and a bit pathetic.

But I thought you don't give a rats ass. Now I'm confused. Perchance you've outwitted me?

VAM

Methinks Alex "gets it" much more than most.

Alex is frakking hilarious. I'm so glad he's back in the internets where he belongs.

That's awesome.

Awesome!

:snap: