Santorum did NOT say "black people".

He stumbled over his words.

Stephen Colbert turned control of his SuperPAC over to Jon Stewart. He's exploring a Presidential run in SC.

It will sure be awesome watching people react to "Stephen".

While I am not pleased that the FBI shut down megauploads, I have zero sympathy for anyone whining that they lost critical data. If you were using that ****ty site as your only data repository for critical data...you deserve to lose it.

Despite dropping out far earlier than Rick Perry, Herman Cain received more than double the votes than Perry did today in South Carolina, thanks to Stephen Colbert's ridiculousness.

However if you Google "South Carolina primary", the bar graph on the results page (supplied by AP) lists Rick Perry's ~2,500 votes, but lumps Cain in with "Other".

Heard on the radio today:

That line was originally used by Texas Governor Ann Richards talking about George W Bush.

*blink* *blink*

Do I know you from somewhere?

Yeah, been a while, hasn't it?

That works too!

He's ALIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE