So, what defines whether you are gf/bf or just dating?

Have you farted audibly in her presence yet?

Okay - I admit - I totally giggled when I read that. But I thought that was more of a spousal thing.

Here I was expecting that from Kevy and along you come... hehehe

What is this, 1954? Get with the times!

The easiest way, for both of you, is to ask her to be your gf.

Just when I was feeling really low and unwanted by the corporate world, I got a phone call from (a bank that uses horses in its ads) for a second interview! (I did the phone interview MONTHS ago and was supposed to hear back from then w/in a week or two, but never did). For the personal b'ker job. (abbreviated to reduce web searchability, but you guys can probably guess who and what I'm talking about)

Budweiser has a bank?

It's true. They are the King of Banks.

Hmm... I wondering if I've ever been "asked" to be a girlfriend or if I've ever "asked" anyone. I guess I've always gauged it by whenever I felt comfortable saying it, or he said it to someone outside. If the other person say "my friend ____" then I dunno.

I'd say that if you're wondering, if you're not there, you might be close.