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			| Gemini Cricket | 07-13-2008 12:05 PM |  
 Animaniacs - I'm Mad
My favorite Animaniacs bit. 
:D
 
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		| DrSns: Wake up! It's late!
 It's twenty minutes after eight
 Everyone get up; it's time to go
 Up and at 'em now
 Come on; shake a leg
 Have some juice and scrambled egg
 On the floor and out the door
 Let's get on our way.
 
 Dot  : Hey, watch out!
 Yakko: What's the matter?
 Dot  : You almost knocked me off the ladder
 Yakko: No I didn't
 Dot  : Yes you did; I almost fell
 Yakko: Don't exaggerate
 Dot  : I'm not
 Yakko: Yeah, right
 Dot  : Are you trying to pick a fight?
 Yakko: Will you get out of my face?!
 Dot  : Well, you're always in my space
 DrSns: Hey get off each other's case
 Because we're trying to get along.
 
 Wakko: I want pancakes
 Or a waffle
 This tastes awful
 Is that all we've got?
 Can't find my clothes
 And I need to blow my nose
 And my socks are full holes
 And my shoelace has a knot.
 
 Dot  : That's my toothbrush
 Yakko: No it's not
 Dot  : Well, it's sitting in my slot
 Yakko: No it isn't; this is mine and that one's yours
 Dot  : Well, you're standing in my way
 Yakko: Yeah, that's tough
 DrSns: Alright now that's enough
 Everybody get your stuff
 Because we're going out the door.
 
 DrSns: Every time we get into the car
 It's so much work
 It takes us twenty minutes
 While you're driving me berserk
 With your playing und your jumping
 Und your running all about
 When I finally get you inside
 You always lock me out!
 
 Dot  : I'm mad, I'm mad
 I'm really, really, really mad
 You poked me with your elbow in my side
 Yakko: No I didn't!
 Dot  : Yes you did
 Yakko: Nuh-uh
 Dot  : You did
 And I'm just a little kid
 You're lying; don't deny it
 Yakko: Oh, I'm gonna hit you
 Dot  : Yeah, just try it
 DrSns: Will both of you be quiet
 'Cause we're driving in a car!
 
 Dot  : Ow, he hit me!
 Yakko: Ow, she bit me!
 Dot  : He said he's gonna "get me"
 Yakko: No I didn't
 Dot  : Yes you did!
 DrSns: Alright that's it; now I forbid
 Either one of you to say another word!
 
 Wakko: Are we there yet?
 I'm tired.
 I'm hungry.
 How far?
 My nose is snotty
 Need to move my body
 Gotta use the potty
 Better stop the car.
 
 Dot  : Stop it!
 Yakko: No, you stop it
 DrSns: Why can't you both just drop it?
 Dot  : Well, he started it
 Yakko: Oh, yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huh
 Dot  : Na-ah
 Yakko: Uh-uh
 Dot  : It's your fault
 Yakko: No it's not.
 Your leg is in my spot
 DrSns: Yakko you be quiet
 Und that goes for you too, Dot!
 
 DrSnS: Every time we take a trip
 It's always just the same
 With the fighting und the biting
 Und the calling all those names
 Then there's pushing und there's shoving
 Und there's scratching on the neck
 When we finally get to where we're going
 Everyone's a wreck!
 
 YW+D : Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!
 
 Dot  : I'm mad, I'm mad                       Wakko: Are we there yet?
 I'm really, really, really mad                I'm tired.
 You poked me with your elbow in my side       I'm hungry.
 Yakko: No I didn't!                                  How far?
 Dot  : Yes, you did, you did                         My nose is snotty
 And I'm just a little kid                     Need to move my body
 DrSns: Will both of you be quiet                     Got to use the potty
 'Cause we're driving in a car!                Better stop the car.
 
 DrSns: We're here, we're here
 Doesn't anybody want to give a cheer?
 Yakko: You mean this is where we're all gonna spend the day?
 Dot  : At the circus?!
 Wakko: Hey, guys, look! They got rides!
 DrSns: Now you're satisfied?
 Alright, everyone inside
 And let's have some fun, okay?
 
 YW+D : Yay!!!
 
 Dot  : I'm glad, I'm glad
 What a really great time we had
 Did you see those lions and those tigers
 Weren't they neat?
 DrSns: Are you happy now?
 Dot  : We are; thanks a lot
 I'm sorry that we fought
 From now on I'll get along
 Yakko: That's alright, Dot; I was wrong
 DrSns: Ah that's nice, now come along
 Let's all get in the car.
 
 Dot  : You can take the seat you like
 You're always so gallant
 Yakko: Ah, thank you, Dot, but ladies first
 You take the seat you want
 DrSns: Everybody's happy now
 We've had a real good day
 Und now it's time to go back home
 So let's be on our way.
 
 Dot  : You hit me
 Yakko: No I didn't
 Dot  : Yes you did.  Stop it!
 Yakko: No, you stop it
 Dot  : Move your leg
 Yakko: No, you move your leg
 Dot  : You started it
 Yakko: No I didn't, you did
 Dot  : No I didn't, you did
 Yakko: So what?
 Dot  : You always start it!
 Yakko: Don't you cross that line!
 Dot  : You're not the boss of me!
 Yakko: This is where the line is, right here!
 Dot  : Oh yeah? Since when? Get out of my face! I'm the boss here!
 Yakko: Dr Scratchansniff, she started it!
 
 |  Honestly, they really did something right when they did Animaniacs.  It was a great return to the Looney Tunes humor of old. 
:) |