HAHAHA... Sorry for laughing, BTD.

Make Jason fix it. Now that's at the top :(

Dont pee on the hotwire

Or the expedia.

From a distant cousin/uncle (I don't know, that side of the tree is skewed) at a family reunion when discussing something that sounds too good to be true and/or the concept of a "free lunch":

Nobody nowhere gets something for nothing unless somebody somewhere gets nothing for something.

From my best friends father "If you're going to lie, lie truthfully"

Advice from my Dad that I have tried to live my life by: whatever you do, be the best at it. If you are ditch digger, be the best ditch digger you can be.

Slightly pithy quote that heads good advice: If you don't change your direction, you will end up where you are headed.

Taco Bell hot sauce works well too.

HEY!

Do not point a bright flashlight at your eyes while turning it on.

Don't cross the streams.

aww c'mon! the thumbnail for that vid was little more than a brownish blob!

and I did TRY to warn you. that should count for something...shouldnt it?