What do a tornado in Oklahoma and a divorce in West Virginia have in common?

Hey! I read Sports Illustrated too! :D

Yep. That's where I got it.

Why don't Southern women like orgies?


:D

A Navajo woman was driving her truck down the road one afternoon and saw another Navajo woman hitchhiking with a brown paper bag. She pulls over and lets her in. After a couple of minutes she asks "What's in the bag?" The hitchhiking woman responds "A bottle of wine I got for my husband." The driver reflects for a moment then says "Good trade."

Okay, I was reminded tonight of possibly the geekiest joke ever told. And, I'm almost ashamed to admit...I made it up. Ready? No, you're not, trust me.




What do guests at Jabba the Hutt's palace wear to keep their shirt clean if they are served an especially messy piece of fish?





If you don't get it...consider yourself lucky.

GD, I don't get it, but I want to damnit. Does it require a deep and meaningful understanding of Star Wars or a dirty mind? I lack the former.

UPDATE: Oh I got it, I just googled some key words and found the answer.... esoteric, it is. <lovingly pets Google>

I would have written the answer this way:


Any time he tells this joke I die laughing. Especially last night when I couldn't think of the damn name and he got to tell it again.

Hickory dickory dock
Three mice ran up a clock
The clock struck one
and the other two escaped with minor injuries

I almost ashamed to admit it, but I got (and laughed at) GD's joke immediately...