"Alright, we'll call it a draw..."

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...."

Speaking of staging- did you guys see the article about the news reporter doing a story from a boat- when two guys walk by and show that the water is ankle deep LOL

Oopsie

Run away! Run away!

Now go away before I taunt you a second time!

That rabbit's dynamite!

I'm still bored. ;)

For NA:

Penis Names 1. Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle


2. Gristle Missle


3. Pumping Pole of Penile Power


4. Bone-Her


5. Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls)


6. Granite Edifice


7. One-Eyed Fred


8. Dip Stick


9. Piss Pump


10. Meat Wrench


<img> 11. Nightcrawler


12. Blue-veined Junket Pumper


13. Love Pump


14. Richard and the Twins


15. One Eyed Wonder Weasel


16. Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken


17. Tobias the Cheeky Monkey


18. Johnson


19. Trouser Snake


20. Tool


21. Thrill Drill


22. Sex Pistol


23. Pocket Rocket


24. One Hole Friction Whistle


25. The Pink Oboe


26. Purple-Helmeted Warrior


27. Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower


28. Trouser Trout


29. Vlad The Impaler


The last one is my favorite.

Is #10 what Samwise calls his?

And, #29 is perfect for the month of October.

I declare all Penises be named "VLAD THE IMPALER" for the entire month of October. :cool:

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