And like the GOP, many voted for an untalented amateur hack.
:)

You know, there are many similarities between AI and elections. The primaries always include people so bad and so odd and so untalented that it is tough to look away, and some of them become famous for being so bad.

We needed all the help we could get. Your side makes the voting machines. ;)

Ok, that's probably too deep for this thread...

To get things back on track, I'll just say that everytime I see an ad for the AARP, I can't help but think of of the tongueless woman yelling at Robin Williams in "The World According to Garp".

"Aarp, Aarp!"

Where is the "cake" part of cheesecake? I mean, I didn't try it for years because it so obviously wasn't actual cake, and it looked scarily flan-like. I missed out on years of tastiness over the misnomer.

Panda Express puts crack in their Orange Chicken. I'm convinced of that.
:D

Ellen Jamesian.

Now, what's the thing I ate for dinner last night?

Yeah, I couldn't think of her name though. According to IMDB, I'm either thinking of Pooh or Cushie. I get confused between which was the one he had sex with and which eventually became an Ellen Jamesian though.

I had that for dinner tonight. Perhaps I need an intervention.

Mariah Carey and her Golden Globes:



And I wonder of Eva Longoria would have sex with me?

Let the power of Rumsfeld compel you!