What a surprise when I logged on this morning! Oh, how I love this Thread! :D I just don't know where to begin! I'm so honored!! I'm going to quote y'all when I get a free moment..

Moonliner mentioned he wanted to keep this thread in the original vein. So, my question is this:

Am I posting my random talents, or talents I can perform on the original, um, most important vein of all...;) :D :p

I'll leave you with this, per my Doctor. I have little to no gag reflexes. That's the truth. I learned that when I had strep throat as a child & literally had no reaction to the tongue depressor. With such an anomaly, I could go either way. I chose to use it for the purposes of good. Such as? I can deep throat a Big Stick. ;)

The dude with a sphincter avatar claims we frighten him. There's spin and then there's spin.

Whatever is fine with me, but we've already established what keeps our attention best, Ally.

Trust me, Sac....that was the most tasteful sphincter avatar I could find. Plus, around here, it is my identity.

That's hot. :evil: ;)


mmmmmmmmmm Big Sticks...And Rocket Pops...

Speaking of Rocket Pops I can...

Yes, the challenge is to keep your attention with something OTHER than sex.

Is there something oher than sex? Oh! Food.

I can install a car stereo.

I am a well practiced kitchen scavenger. As in, I've put together some pretty damned good meals with whatever happens to be lying in our fridge and cupboards.

I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan and never ever let you forget you're a man.............