Dear Children:

I know that someday you will be the fearless leaders of the free world, but for today could you PLEASE just clean up your own messes without having to be repeatedly threatened.

Dear moonliner,

Word.

SCA

Dear pregnant woman in the carpool line,

Having a bun in the oven does not qualify as an additional passenger—get the frell out of the diamond lane!

Signed,
All Freeway Drivers

Dear SM,

I have never loved you. I only have eyes for GC.

Wally Szczerbiak

Dear LoT,

Where did the words 'frell' and 'frelling' come from? I only see it here.

What the frell,
GC :)

Dear GC,

Wikipedia is your friend.

Your pal,

Andrew.

Andrew,

Oh, it's a 'Farscape' thang.

Signed,
Never saw 'Farscape' Ever GC

Dear Scaeagles,

Middle- aged white guys are not allowed to use the word 'word' in the context that you did in your letter to Moonliner. Please refrain from doing so in the future.

Word to your momma-

Dr. Hakim Jones
Professor of Language- Ebonics Studies
Howard University

Dr. Jones,

No more parachutes!

Signed,
Short Round

:D

Dear Evolution,

Would it have been so difficult to allow humans to evolve needing merely 2 fewer hours of sleep? 2 hours is all I need for my days to feel long, productive, and fulfilling. If I could get by on 6 hours of sleep, everything would be awesome. But no, I've got to make do with a mere 16 hour waking day. Evolution, you've failed me again.

Yours,
GD