I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
career.
-Gloria Steinem-

NON! - Marcel Marceau in Silent Movie.

Pleasure's a sin and sometimes sin's a pleasure.

-- Byron (And probably Kevy) :p

"People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them."
~ Dave Barry

Gloria is talking to the wrong men

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

"Democracy means freedom of sexual choice between any two consenting adults; Utopia means freedom of choice between three or more consenting adults."

~ Johnny Carson

"To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,

In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,

Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,

From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!"


-- W. S. Gilbert

"Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day [Fourth of July] than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so."
-Mark Twain

"Consensus is the absence of leadership."

Lady Margaret Thatcher