Well, you could follow Moonliner's advice...

Just don't let the paramedics hear about it, they start all sorts of rumors...

I'd open it.

In regards to the above about written porn, I wonder if there is a difference between gay and straight men as to whether they prefer visual or written porn or if it is purely an individual preference. It seems that most women prefer written porn. Do most gay guys as well?

I can pretty much guarantee that gay guys like visual porn just as much, if not more so, than straight guys.

Perhaps only gay guys like written porn, but that doesn't correllate to gay guys liking only written porn.

Gay men are just men. Um, just men without any of the libido constraints found in many a straight relationship. I think the quip goes that men think about sex every 9 seconds. And gay men think about sex every 5.

Considering the plethora of Gay porn, I doubt it. I don't think it's and either or, either. Certainly one of the best things about Penthouse, were the letters. And I agree, with ISM that in most cases the written word is far more "erotic" than the visual image - but, there are trashy porn novels too, that leave me rather limp despite the peppering of variations of the word, "Lacivious" and the addition of extra vowels and exclamation points.

This thread has me thinking about authoring one of those annoying MySpace quizes:

What's your favorite type of porn?
How large is your porn cache?
Do you keep your porn hidden?
Have you given anyone instructions to dispose of your porn in the event that something happens to you?
Does your porn collection include people you know?
Does it include animals?
How about Clowns?
Etc.?

Clown porn.

Learn something new every day. :)


Probably work safe but use caution.

Hee hee. Clown porn. What could be funnier?!

Gives new meaning to the phrase...

Can't sleep clowns will eat me...

Some years ago, I happened on a "Real Sex" episode that featured orgies with people dressed as clowns.

Ah, there probably already is one! :rolleyes: Go for it.!