Cashier at McDonald's (and there's very little I'll eat there now) - through high school
Cashier at terrific deli, Zingermann's - one summer in college
Administrative Intern and Assistant Director for The Phoenix Theater, a small professional theater company - one summer in college
Education intern and theater teacher at The Shakespeare Theater of Washington DC - one summer in college
Producer/Director of university Shakespeare company - two years
Telemarketer - one month during one summer in college
Lane Bryant salesperson - two months during one summer in college
Office Professional and Technical Editor for Dow Chemical R&D department - 8 months after college
Temp in a post-production filing room - my first month in LA
Data Entry temp for a major insurance fatcat - my second through sixth moths in LA
Theatre intern and stage manager for a small educational Shakespeare company - four months
Communications Liaison for an insurance negotiation firm (on-site representative at the fatcat insurance company I worked for as a temp) - three miserable years
Freelance writer and editor for online media advertising company - five months
Production Associate, then Associate Producer for online media advertising company - eleven months
Content manager/editor/writer for online media advertising company's offshoot project - eleven months
Unpaid spec screenwriter - I've been dancing on my first one for a year. I'm hoping to finish it up this year and start another.

I can now say that I've been paid to beat up children (for a student film)

So you are finally getting paid to do what you've already been doing all these years? :D