BBQ

Shaken or Stirred?

Shaken.

Bacon or Ham?

Bacon.

Giving or getting?

Giving

Lose your sight or hearing?

Sight.

Blond or brunette?

Brunette, naturally (swishes hair)



Fuzzy or silky?

mmm...fuzzy

long and thin or short and thick
(make of that what you will)

I'll take a comedy (long and thin) over film noir (short and thick)

A year in jail or a year homeless?

Homeless.

Sudden death or prolonged orgasm?

Now that's a tricky one. Is "prolonged" eternal, or just your garden variety prolonged orgasm. If it is continual big O for weeks on end, just shoot me now!


Give up sex and masturbation for a month or just give up sex for a year?