"Have her then, but you're a lordly fool. She's been plucked since I saw her last, and not by you... it takes a woman to know it."
:D

Now see, I was going to mention that you know who was transferred up here, but alas now you'll have to go see him in Oklahoma City.

Damn, GC! I hit the first eight on your list and 9 out of 12 overall. Which somehow makes me a better match for you than JW Bear's guy. Odd. As for the last point, well, surely 'plenty' isn't too far from 'enormous', right? Right?


And for the record, a person could live two lifetimes and not see a more wonderful smile than the one iSm sports.

You could always order a fleshlight. :evil:

Is Voldemort gay?

I heard he also votes Republican.

Dammit!

Too short, too fat and no cowboy hat.

It's Dallas all over again.

Brad, don't you have a taste for Southern charm?

I hestitate to answer his survey because I'd be getting a knock at my door....would be tough to explain that to the wife.

Oh please. Ex-Senator Craig's wife stood dutifully by his side.


Wives understand when their man has a gay thang going on the sly. If the man's successful enough, and worth putting up with their filthy secret for the sake of status and the children.


I daresay you measure up on those accounts, scaeagles. ;)