I knew there was a reason I didn't like using Gas Station restrooms.

Could you imagine, though? "Hey, that's not baby powder, that's Grandma!"
:D

Ahh behold the power of the press.

I wonder how many people out there are now thinking "Humm, ashes, Disneyland. Damn! That's not a bad idea".

Now all Disney has to do is figure out a way to cash in.

I heard that story and "Thanks alot. You just gave everybody ideas to make my job more difficult. Thanks Al!!!"

I can just see it now..." Oh that dust. Don't worry, it's not human remains. It's just anthrax."

If it weren't for the huge legal logistics that they probably have to go through, they would probably consider it.

I remember when Frodo Potter proposed to Disneyphile at Disneyland. I had security ask me if this was a wedding. When I explained it was only a proposal, he looked very relieved and radioed that info in to HQ. Though he stuck around just to make sure.

The ashes dumping stuff was talked about in Mouse Tales, a long long time ago. Obviously this was going on, it's not like the idea wasn't there until it was reported the other week.

I don't see why it is weird to think that people WANT to dump ashes at Disneyland. People usually dump ashes in places that had some special significance to the deceased, and Disneyland is significant to many people.

Disney's PR decided to shoot themselves in the foot with this one. Why not DISCOURAGE this practice by talking about being kicked from the park because the ride will be shut down if you do this? Instead, they deny (despite things like the HEPA cleanup procedures), making Disney's PR less credible AND encouraging people to dump ashes -- after all, there are no consequences for doing so!

OMG I am crying because I am laughing so hard!!!

Disney's Fairytale Funerals

From an etched glass coffin, enjoy the view down the aisle of your very own fairy tale come true, while pallbearers dressed as royal footmen carry you like a princess to the castle drawbridge. Enjoy the enchantment of eulogies and wakes set against magical backdrops, unparalleled entertainment and savory menus as your personal "fairy undertaker" grants your every wish and ensures your rite is everything you have always dreamt it would be. This is the magic of Disney's Fairy Tale Funerals.

Magical Floral Arrangements
Surround your casket or urn with spectacular fresh floral creations. Disney's award-winning floral designers will create arrangements to your specific taste ranging from the simple elegance of death lilies to opulent wreaths overflowing with fragrant blooms. It's the perfect way to add a breathtaking touch to your final day.

Magical Locations
Say "goodbye" in the secluded outdoor Funeral Garden - a magical setting that captures the majesty, romance and eternal style of the early 20th Century.

Roll down the aisle amid 800 breathtaking rose bushes that lead to a beautiful pearly gated gazebo where your maker awaits your arrival. The private setting of The Rose Court Garden is the ultimate in Fairy Tale endings.

Sample Pricing

Tears of Enchantment Package

Memorial service in one of the magical and unique locations of the Disneyland® Resort with accompaniment of a traditional eulogist.

Lavish floral to include casket rose spray and Mickey-shaped wreath.

Cinderella's Coach for the deceased's arrival at service and transportation to burial site.

Major Domo to deliver death certificate in glass slipper during service.

Two trumpeting heralds to announce the deceased's entrance to the afterlife.

Rose Petals for a Staged Exit.

Valet Parking for hearse and guests.

Drunken wake in one of our beautiful gardens.

A Strolling Mourner to cry throughout cocktail hour and dinner.

Open Casket Bar throughout event (based on a five hour event).

Pew covers with Bows and specialty Silk Casket Overlays.

Whine Service with Dinner.

White Chocolate Castle Tombstone.

Sleeping Beauty Castle Backdrop.

Mickey & Minnie in Funeral Attire.

Landscaping Package, including freshly dug earth.

Every detail from crisp linens to catch falling tears to enchanting topiaries reaped by our floral department is given full attention by your Disney Undertaker. The only limit to your Disney funeral is your imagination.


(Yep. They could make a mint.)

Oooh! Oooh! I wanna get a job as a Strolling Mourner!

Disneyphile you are fvcking brilliant :)

True but when it comes to Mr & Mrs. Joe Sixpack "Mouse Tails" is not quite the same thing as the font page of CNN, The six O'clock news and the front page of their local tabloid.