I'm sorry Moonie, really I am, but this post made me laugh so hard my sides ache.

Hey, isn't it about time you pay a quick visit for the Xmas swanking? It's been far too long since I've seen you and I think it's about time we sink another boat or two!

Moonliner: when are you going to just admit that you want to live here with us and move already? :evil:

Moonie, you could play the Scanners exploding head clip that CoasterMatt likes so much. You could put it on a loop. Blam... Blam...Blam.... over and over again. No one would tailgate you then.
:D

If you think that would be more effective than the cup video then either:

A) You have not seen the cup video

or

B) You just freaked the hell out of me. :eek:

Illegal in California too. And I would suspect that it is illegal in most, if not all, states.

Not that I want to keep Moonie out of Cali...

DAMMIT! I was just about to get a dvd player so I could watch my porn in my car! I am not patient enough to wait until I get home!