PMs went out earlier. ;)

Fine. I'll be more honest and straight forward. I snubbed you all, including the deceased! So there! Ha!

It's going to be a great party too. I'm even hiring a live band to play "Dancing With Myself", and that's just what I'll do.

It's Toaster OVENS... and I've got a Kitchen full already.. have one of mine. ;)

We want pics, video footage (with commentary) and a play by play slo-mo. (is mo the right word here?)

Oh, and Katiesue, I'll scatter you off the Mission Beach Rollercoaster..... Or the Chaos.... :eek:

As long as Stoat rides Chaos as well - I know it's his favorite :evil:

Frankly, I'm glad they're dead or dying. Frankly, it cheered me up. So I'm done sulking.

There's our happy sunbeam, again!

Welcome back

Should the words Happy and Sunbeam really be in a sentence about Alex?

"Alex enjoyed the movie Happy Feet and then bought a Sunbeam hand mixer."

I see no problem with it at all.

Or you could get one of those motion sensors left over from Halloween. maybe one that said "Take me to Disneyland" every time someone comes within two feet.

Even better after the funeral attach it to the head stone and freak out the families of the people buried around you. Maybe James Earl Jones could do the voice.

Not Bornieo....Katiesue, OK, don't know her that well! Sorry Katiesue.