Someone pass Tref some bacon!

If you do become Oregon can you get everybody to start saying "Aloha" correctly? (Yes, I know the reasons why it is probably pronounced the way it is but it is still a minor annoyance.)

Portland likes to buy $20,000 pizza cutters for their school cafeterias after spending $200,000 on a consulting firm that told them to just use the $4.00 kind from KMart.....no money left for pencils after all that.

Thankfully my son is not in the Portland district(even though we live in Portland). He is in the Parkrose school dist.....when this area was incorporated into Portland 30 some years ago they retained their own School district--we just share Portland's fire, bus, police, and library system:)

I have reletives who live in that town.

True story: About fifteen years ago my best friend set me up with a friend of his wife. We went on a double date with them and had a good time so I asked her out again. After our second date I took her home and we shared a kiss at her door(she was little younger then me and still lived with her parents).

Next day my Mom calls me and asked about my date with Rene. Told her it went great and that I hoped to go out with her again real soon.....then it occured to me that I never told my mom her name....that's when she told me Rene was my second cousin.

There was no third date.......:eek:

Second cousin is legal, isn't it?

Yes, but it would be too weird

I, for one, will be glad to see some back end in year 2008.

rofl

Stop by sometime.


Or, how about this back end (not me, but not for the squeamish):

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