Do you know any flaming desserts that include guava, mango, dates or coconut? Maybe adding some cardamom flavor to the mix would Sub-Continent it up.

Haha, OMG... and we would too!

Hmmmm good idea! It's always nice to flame in new directions. ;) I'll see what I can find.

I'm guessing those in attendance would enjoy gulab jamun, the Indian version of Schwetty balls.

If the maker of the desserts is flaming, does that count?

And I DON'T mean that said person would be on fire.

Mmmmhmmm girl, now don't you get sassy with me ;)

Here are a couple more funny Hindi song translations.

May He Poop On My Knee

Nipple Song


Oh, and who needs Michael Jackson any more?

I'm so tempted to dress as Bugs Bunny in harem attire. That way, I can be the fine loony bun. ;)

Where does one get those high-collar suit thingies?

Artesia or the internet.