Thought my daughter was missing....of course not she was visiting with friends and her phone was dead!

Thank you - I think I will like it as well. I can't see without my glasses and I hit all the wrong buttons. Tomorrow will be more sucessful I hope.

I fell off the front porch. Without the aid of any alcohol.

Well I bet you learned your lesson.

Hah! But what I want to know is ...

did you faceplant as spectacularly as your neighbor when she biffed it the other day? Also, I assume you are ok, right?

Moonie, I am so sorry about yer laptop.

KS, it's not as bad as if you'd lost the iPod itself, so you're still good.

Wolfy, I am so dreading the teenage years. My daughter sends texts with alarming speed and frequency. Although she is small for her age, she is sharp, and looks and reminds me of a teenager. I'm just glad she is still affectionate with me. I will be so sad when she is too cool to hug and kiss me. :(

As far as adding something new to the thread, today at least, I have done nothing too embarrassingly Stpid.

I didn't faceplant, thankfully.

Excellent. Then only a little bit stipd, I am glad to hear it.

I've been out of milk (I know, bizarre, right!) for a couple days now. It wasn't so bad yesterday because I was at a BBQ all day, but I was hankering for some late last night. So on the way home from work today, I stopped at Costco and, among other things, bought six gallons of the liquid white stuff. When I opened the trunk of my car to stow them for the trip home, I immediately saw the two gallons I had purchased, and promptly forgot about, Saturday evening which had been sitting there the whole time.

Amazingly enough though, they may still be salvageable. I brought them inside, opened one, carefully sniffed, and it didn't smell sour. Then I took a cautious sip and though warm, did not taste not sour. I immediately put them in the freezer and will keep one bricked and perhaps be able to drink them both after all.

I still feel like a moron, but at least it may not be a total waste of money.

I have some experience with this. My mom has no refrigerator (long story) but frequently buys milk for us and brings it over. I know it smells ok at first. All winter she insisted it was fine because it was so cold outside and in her car.

Just please be careful. It will turn in a hurry.

Blech.

I thought I'd left my credit card at a store after making a purpose. I went back, had them hunt around for the card, they couldn't find it.

Turns out I had just put it in a part of my wallet that it had no earthly business being in. No idea what I was thinking when I put it there. Once again, I blame the DayQuil.