Hard to say. Will Phil
be in the mix? Probably.
Tiger? Yes. Els? Yes.

Vijay, not so much.
I'll take Phil to defend his
green jacket. Or not.

Projects are all done
Nothing due any time soon
Too much time to kill

Coworker resigned
I thought he was nice enough
Others say different

I saw Tiger Woods
putt the ball way off the green
into a wet creek

Tiger, oh Tiger
Yes, I suck badly at golf
but not that badly

Tiger has wet ball.
Does Tiger's caddie dry his
balls when they get wet?

Why is it that I
must sit here reading others
having so much fun

Why is my patient
so very late this Thursday?
It is troublesome.

I look at the clock
hoping that it provides me
with a quick escape.

Antibiotics
Clears infection from my tooth
What else has it killed?

I also wonder
If the caddie of Tiger
would dry his wet shaft

And clubhead also.
A clean head and stiff shaft is
key for ball striking.

I have never been
a ball striker, but always
end up in the hole

I had no idea
That a boring game like golf
Could be so nasty!