Red.....It's what's for dinner.

Unless you go here....

Purple Stuff, standing by.

Sumner Redstone is too old to stand by.



Also, he looks like what you'd get at the beginning of Benjamin Button if Brad Pitt were replaced by a young Ron Howard.

Conan O'Brien's hair...standing by

Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time standing by!

Red Wagon, standing by

Red Lectroids standing by, Monkey Boy!

Hey, this is Red Rocks... standing by



Now with bonus mullet

Red punch, standing by