and now, something to wash it all down

Could Bacon Soda be far behind??

while not directly bacon related....well.....uh. its still pork

They actually don't sound as disgusting as in years past. (And certainly less disgusting than the ones they created for Quest Field.)

I wonder what Christmas Tree tastes like? Pine, Balls & Tinsel ?

Rosemary

I've had douglas fir sorbet, which was tasty. The soda might not be too bad.

I know what I'm making for Thanksgiving dinner this year - Bacon Apple Pie

You know, I bet that's actually pretty good. Apple is a good complement to a lot of meat, so why not the other way around?

We can wash it down with Bacon Beer too.

My tree tastes very different from my balls.

Gee! You're pretty flexible for a big guy. ;)