Give him a firm slap on the shoulders and say "how you feeling?" It shows the proper parental mix of concern and cluelessness.

This amused me:

Snowflake,

I love your avatar! ;)

He's my desktop @ work, to remind me that when I leave, it's Martini Time!

So I think I had someone else's dream last night. I was an African American living in a downtown studio apartment. I had a fight with my girlfriend the night before, and my buddy was asking about her and I didn't want to let on that I thought she had left me and my place might be empty when I got home.

Nothing about the people, place, or situation had any sense of familiarity to me, it was like I was watching things unfold inside the brain of somebody else.

I don't suppose you also have a lightning-shaped scar over your left eye?

No, but I have been taking Benedryl

That'll do it.

I had the most vivid and bizarre dreams with Benedryl and NyQuil. I had to stop taking it after I started sleep walking to the point where I tried to leave the house.

I was previewing a possible trip I may be taking later this week to Minneapolis and noticed that there is an area called "Dinkytown" right by one of the places we would be going (near U of Minn). It amused me.

Dinkytown