WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THE GIANT INSECTS WITH A MILLION LONG LEGS THAT ARE TOO BIG TO GO DOWN THE DRAIN??!!?????

Pru

Be careful; there are giant insects with a million long legs that are too big to go down the drain.

a well swung shoe can cure a multitude of crawling ills

If they warn people no one would move there!

You mean these ?? :evil:

Strangely beautiful. Somehow I could see a chrome sculpture of that being absolutely fascinating.

I squished one of those, or something very like it, in my bathroom a couple weeks ago. WTF? I've never seen one of those before.

I am going to make the general assumption that whatever is spoilerized is NSFBTD

That would be a safe assumption, BtD

It was a terrifying enough insect that the Rat wouldn't even dare squish it. The interwebs say they are beneficial and eat cockroaches, but it truly looks like the sort of thing that would eat your face while you sleep.