I will continue to refer to him with whatever name carries the most comedic effect at the time of posting.

Around my office he is referred to as Flock, for Fake Locke.

I also saw LockeNess used somewhere.

I've been calling him Smokey Locke for lack of a better name. But I like UnLocke!

Smocke?

Ah, remember the oh so innocent days of "Nothenry" and "Benry"?

I am not 100% sure this fake Locke character is the MiB so for now I am just going to go with -Fake Locke-, or Flocke if that is preferred.

Really? Why? Seems to me they've made every effort to make that clear.

Which is why he probably isn't.

Riiiight. If that's the way we're going, then what exactly is the basis of any conversation regarding the show again?

Rampant speculation?