This may be the greatest news in the history of man. Should this come to fruition, I will be working exactly half way between an In-n-Out and a Sonic, with about .5 miles to each.

A simple 2 mile round trip journey will be all that is required to assemble perfection (Double Double animal style, Tots, Strawberry Creamslush). It's almost too wonderful to imagine.

I've never even at Sonic. On a solo road trip last year I came upon one. There were no cars in the parking lot and I couldn't figure out how to make food come out so I left. So I didn't even get close enough to find out if they actually have anything I'd want to eat (their commercials never show anything).

I've eaten there twice now. Their burgers are so-so, I prefer In-n-out's (I know that doesn't tell you much, Alex, since you don't like In-n-out's). I've heard the hot dogs are better.

But I just love the very idea of being served tater tots in my car, and the creamslushies are divine.

I have no opinion on In-n-Out's hamburgers and am fine with the idea that they're good. I've not eaten beef in almost 20 years so I've never had an In-n-Out hamburger.

It is their french fries (essentially the only thing I can eat there) that I don't like. They may be the best of class for that style of french fry, I just don't care for that style. Good french fries are necessarily a heavily process food item.

Weird, I had you filed in my mind as having said you don't like 'em. Wonder who I have you confused with (and duh, I knew you don't eat beef).

Agreed re: fries. Which is why the option to pair the superior burger with the much preferable tots is so alluring.

I had In n Out for lunch. It was amazing.

Alex is on the outs with In-N-Out.

What gave you the INsight to that?

Female INtuition.

Shouldn't it be the other way around? Or is my notion of being "on the outs with" backwards?

That is, unless In-N-Out has something against Alex...perhaps the bible references under the cups don't like his atheist stance.