While searching for Bacon Mask, I came across this gem:

POLICE RAID ARTIST'S HOUSE FOR BACON MASK

I'll let you read the article

We received a cast iron skillet for Hannukah.

Bacon will be had.

Good golly, food from a cast iron skillet tastes good!

Awesome find!

I love this part:

That just cracks me up.

Burglary, Bacon and Damien Hirst - all in the same article!

I don't usually look at this thread but I had to mention that I'm listening to the inventors/marketers of bacon salt on this program right now (KPCC 89.3).

That was an interesting story. I wonder if any swankers will be up for a Mitch Morgan on NYE.

A Mitch Morgan looks like a urine sample with a side of bacon.

For those who need a flowchart.





(No, I didn't read this entire thread. So, no, I don't know if this has already been posted. If so, please forgive the noob. :wink )