Hello. This is Jack. The housecleaners are trying to kill me. Send help.

Jack, what have you done with Lisa?

Wow. He types better than she does too!

I have been working in my data center all day. I am turning into a human popsicle.

It's planting day at chez prudence. Today's plantings: onions, short carrots, round carrots, pole beans, and cucumbers. Still to come, snow peas, rosemary, basil, marigolds, bachelor's buttons, and lots and lots of sweet peas.

Munchkin would like to know if you take reservations.

Hahah... and here I thought Munchkin was the spontaneous type. Does he valet park too? ;)

That fire... it's not at the Hollywood Bowl, I hope?

Well, the element in the light above my cubical just burst and there's a neat burning smell everywhere. The plastic cover is all charred and it's direclty above the only exit of my area.

Nice...

Plus they just installed brand new 8 foot tall cubical walls that, should a fire break out, my co-workers will witness me hurdling over to get to an exit.

Reminds me... I think I've found a plant I can't kill.

Rosemary

I like Rosemary

I think Ina would approve.

So... a broadcast email went out announcing my new position. I'm still waiting to hear my salary offer. In the meantime, I took a phone interview with a recruiter from the OC job...