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(You had to have seen that one coming!)

The animal shelter I volunteer at has 18 cat rooms. Or so I thought, I just noticed last night (after almost six months) that there is no room #13.

The stupidity of that burns my brain.

Also, last night my eyeball was licked by Ike, an FIV-positive cat. So I probably now have FIV. I expect that my brave struggles in the face of a discriminatory society will make me the next Ryan White.

If there's no room #13, where do they put the black cats?

Behind the sign that says "Did you know that because some people are really stupid black cats take the longest to adopt out so please try to overcome your idiocy and consider this cat equally."

VAM

Under the ladder

We once had a black cat, a white cat, and a gray cat. I don't know why this amused me, but it did.

We had a black cat. My Dad named him anthracite.

Are black rabbits unlucky? I'd guess that the lucky rabbit's foot outweighs any color-based bad luck.



BTW it's the left hind foot that's "lucky", no other rabbit's foot would do for those dumb enough to believe carrying a dead creature's limb around would affect their poker hand. Talk about a poor alligator brain...