How about gay porn?

And not just any gay porn, but more of a documentary-style porn film like, "Portrait of a Gay Man".

That one ended up in my ex's stuff. :evil:

Sooooo, I'm doing my best to keep the red longjohns rumor alive. There's a thread on another board about Disney rumors and I posted about the red longjohns. Then, someone posted this:

So, I replied:

I just think it's funny that the rumor is that it is a RED sweatshirt!

Wait a tic... they got YOU to go to all the work of packing up his stuff? Oh, uh uh... I'd be piling that crap out on the front walkway (and maybe the lawn, especially if it was on a timer), screw bags.

How about some lipstick marks on the collar?

Well, I wouldn't rush along any papers they send your way. Just me, but don't make it so easy to clear the path for their happiness. Take care of yourself first. Why rush? So they can be married? Fvck them. Let the beatch {sp?} have to explain her situation all over town how the father of her baby, well, they aren't married yet because he isn't divorced yet and her husband, who btw, killed himself {any wonder?} still has quite a lot of things in her house and they are trying to get them out....

I so love the idea of putting gay porn in his things....and the dirty socks. Will stink up his clothes so it all has to be washed again. Leave some stinky rotting food in the POS motorhome, too. :D

And, {{{hugs}}} for all of this.

The activator in perms, usually made up of ammonium thioglycolate, is incredibly stenchy. Just saying.;)




Be sure to tell him to wait a bit before transferring any life policies to the Black Widow. They sure sound like a good match- be glad you are getting away from the whole situation. They will not have happy lives.

I say go to the Goodwil and get a bunch of bras and panties of various sizes and put them in his suitcase.

Pieces of dog-$hit in the back pockets of pants is always good. Especially the ones not used...

Hmm...how long were you guys married? Can you cash out any of these?

I'm just saying....

Why, procrastinating, of course!

wendybeth beat me to my favorite stink creator - perm activator in a baggie in a back pocket...