I has new 'puter (well, company has new 'puter, but it is mine for use next week on my trip)

Sony Vaio VPCF126FM/B Laptop

Let the setup begin...





I used to enjoy setting up a new 'puter, but nowadays I just wish someone else would do it.

ditto for me for many things,
including:
yardwork,
brakes,
oil changes, masturbation
etc,
etc

Captain Jack Handy.

Has a nice ring to it!


But, really, take the ring off.

Depends on what kind of ring, and where it is.

He's dead.

NA - I've been meaning to mention that your sig line confuses me. Isn't a dress is the opposite of a barbed fence? It restricts the view but doesn't really protect the premises.

Unless the dress is a Plexiglas box with a lock on it, I suppose.

No, the form is revealed beneath the dress but the state of nakedness is protected.

Add me to the list. I haven't bought a new laptop yet because I don't want to set it up but I'm not about to pay someone else to do it for me!

Last report I read said that some of the explosives he was wearing went off when he was shot.

Very dead.

So next month I'll be starting on a pilot program at work. It's about equally likely that it will be:

A) A turning point in my career that leads me in an entirely new direction
B) A temporary diversion after which I return to status quo
C) A total disaster that will leave me frustrated and embarrassed

Whee!!